my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the shit he pulls
My name is Ember, but feel free to call me any of the following: Lord Wiggleton, Sir Poppinfoo, Queen Hafflenawt.
Just your classic fangirl.
Completely obsessed with Merlin, Hannibal, Sherlock, The Hunger Games, Supernatural, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Darren Criss, StarKid, Harry Potter, and all things magical. 3231224
Have a Biscuit, Potter.
during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)
he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”
Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to convince people it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
Reading gay fanfiction by the pool side
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD BC IT LOOKS LIKE A REALLY HIPSTER PICTURE AND THEN YOU SEE THE IPAD AND ITS JUST GAY PHANFIC OMG
IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER THAT ITS PHAN OMF
hahaha omg I….
wait…is that…is that my URL? Is that…my fic…?
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
i don;t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself
who got to decide what words are swear words