Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch
My name is Ember, but feel free to call me any of the following: Lord Wiggleton, Sir Poppinfoo, Queen Hafflenawt.
Merlin, Hannibal, Sherlock, The Hunger Games, Supernatural, Dr. Who, StarKid, Harry Potter, and All Things Magical
I'll reblog your selfie bro.
Have a Biscuit, Potter.
this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable
"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine
well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about
They constantly look like they’re judging me and my life choices.
"We know you write fanfiction about us."