dammitsammy:

candyredterezii:

ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a fan of him and his friends solving mysteries together but I didn’t know he thought Coolsville sucks.

Wow ok

kharah:

yeah physically i’m weak but emotionally i’m weaker

volkqueen:

evilscientist3:

rslashrats:

time to start working at the chemical factory!!

something they dont tell you in the training is youre allowed to drink any chemicals you see. for free and everything

dankmemeuniversity:

teashoesandhair:

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

transfemoid:

i love when women are like looking for smth in their pocketbook and u hear like glass breaking and bombs going off from inside there

lurking96:

ilovecatsandbaking:

if-i-was-a-wyrm:

graycoin:

sindri42:

doesitsparkjoytho:

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

arkeidia:

Bonus:

genderlich-deactivated20211204:

genderlich-deactivated20211204:

need to start carrying a megaphone around so I can say “j k Rowling, *megaphone screeches* THE FIGUREHEAD OF A HATE MOVEMENT,”

she’s not generically “icky” or “sucks” or “has bad opinions” she is the enthusiastic leader of a present day hate movement that wants the extermination of a minority. she’s not Orson Scott Card or H P Lovecraft or any vaguely bigoted author you can name–she’s exponentially worse because of the reach and scope of her power and ambition, and anyone who can’t acknowledge that first and foremost when talking about h*rry p*tter is no ally of mine no matter how much she can “eat your shorts”.